Hot vs Crazy Scale
The problem is certain women’s increase in physical attractiveness has been disproportional to their increase in craziness.
Luckily for us, a chart exists where we can see just how out of balance the ratio between your hotness and craziness has become – knowledge that can prove to be invaluable over the course of your daily life.
The scale is a scale is with the vertical axis labeled “HOT” and the horizontal axis labeled “CRAZY.”
A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot.
If she’s crazy she has to be hot, if she’s really crazy she has to be really hot.
As long as a girl is above the “Vickie Mendoza Diagonal” she is approved for dating. Vickie Mendoza, a girl Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother dated, she played jump rope with that line. This diagonal is a reference to the Mendoza Line in Baseball.
If a female becomes too crazy without becoming hotter, she may drift extremely close to the Shelly Galezby Zone.
Barney: A girl is allowed to be crazy as long as she is equally hot. Thus, if she’s *this* crazy, she has to be *this* hot.
You want the girl to be above this line on the Hot-Crazy Scale. Also known as the ‘Vickie Mendoza Diagonal’.
This girl I dated. She played jump rope with that line. She’d shave her head, then lose 10 pounds. She’d stab me with a fork, then get a boob job.
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A sensual striptease is a great way to improve your sex life.
Men are visual and watching you perform a sexy striptease will help excite both of you and make for a more heated, passionate night for both of you.
- Foreplay = Big orgasm. Gently touching, stroking, sucking and licking your partners nipples, thighs, vagina and clitoris are sometimes enough to start the orgasm. It’s not a race to the finish. Foreplay is key. ‘Lusty talk’ during sex can turn a woman on. Tease her and make her feel desirable.
- Stimulate her clitoris with your fingers by gently fondling with the area. Remember the sensory nerve fibers have the highest concentration around the clitoris followed by labia, and the outer third of the vagina.
- Find her G-Spot – It is usually located in the front section of the vaginal wall between her vaginal opening and the cervix. Use finger to stroke the front portion of the vagina and during intercourse the best way to stimulate her G-spot is insertion of the penis from the back. If the G-spot and clitoris are simulated simultaneously the women is likely to have ‘one hell of a orgasm’ that she is unlikely to forget.
- Keep the room warm – Heat causes dilatation of blood vessels and more swelling of the penis and vagina and flushing of the skin. Heat makes you ‘flush during sex.’
- Last longer – Stop and change positions. Her motor will keep running while it gives you that much needed break to prevent going off too soon.
- Early morning sex is also a great option if you are tired in the night. You can get extra help from the surge of Testosterone levels are highest just before dawn and are 40% higher than in the evening.
- Keep in shape – Men’s Buttocks are the most admired part of a man’s body by women.
- Age is not a factor for sex as much as it is for women. Stay in shape. Work out, do cardio and blow her mind.
- If you sweat during sex don’t worry – sweat = testosterone and it is a biological turn on for women.
- Sex is known to cure headaches due to release of morphine like pain killer substances in the brain called endorphins. If she has a headache and you have no pills available give her a big orgasm and this can relieve her headache.
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